The Oatmeal

The Oatmeal

I do not believe in Charles Darwin's theory of natural selection

I believe in Jibbers Crabst.

Praise Jibbers Crabst, our Lord and Savior

I gave a talk at BAHFest West 2014 where I presented an alternate theory. Praise Jibbers.




Update: Jibbers Crabst bumper stickers are now available.

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