The Oatmeal

The Oatmeal

8 Ways to Tell if Your Loved Ones Plan to Eat You

They may be calling dibs on your delicious organs. Read this to protect yourself.

Are your loved ones plotting to eat you?

Share this: Copy Link

← Previous Comic Next Comic →
Horrible Therapist

More comics

Random  -  Popular  -  Latest

How long could you survive on the surface of the sun? How Addicted to Facebook Are You? Are your loved ones plotting to eat you? How many germs live on your cell phone? I have many puzzles for you How to receive a crappy Christmas present 20 Things Worth Knowing About Beer Thanksgiving as a kid VS Thanksgiving as an adult Today, illustrated. How many Justin Biebers could you take in a fight? Dumb Jokes That Are Funny How a Web Design Goes Straight to Hell