The Oatmeal

The Oatmeal

6 Reasons to Ride a Polar Bear to Work

Commute like a champ: ride a polar bear.

6 reasons to ride a polar bear to work

Note from the author

In addition to being magnificent murderbeasts, Polar bears are also endangered, so if you want to ride one to work I encourage you to go donate some benjamins to the World Wildlife Fund. If not we're all gonna get stuck riding horses, mules, bison, or some other shitty animal.

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