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The best kind of tetherball ...

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Unicorn Tetherball

is unicorn tetherball.

I added new stuff to the shop today, including 5 new shirts and a bunch of signed prints. This is intended for you people who actually buy Christmas presents ahead of time, rather than at the gas station on Christmas eve like I do.

New Shirt: Unicorn Tetherball

Unicorn Tetherball Unicorn Tetherball

Available in silver and pink, men's and women's sizes.

New Shirt: There's a polar bear in my coffee

There's a polar bear in my coffee shirt

Comes on light blue in men's and women's sizes on a light blue shirt.

New Shirt: The Gayroller 2000

The Gayroller 2000

I finally turned the Gayroller 2000 from What it means when you say literally into a shirt. It's available in both men's and women's sizes.

New Shirt: War Kitten

War Kitten Shirt

Kittens love war. Available on army green in men's and women's sizes.

New Shirt: Bears Love Boomboxes

Music for the slaughter

Bears Love Boomboxes

Available in silver, unisex sizing.

New Shirt: A salutation for all you fine gentlemen out there.

Vagina Squadron Shirt

Available in green, unisex sizing.

New Posters & Prints

Poster: Why working at home is both horrible and awesome

Why working from home is both horrible and awesome poster

From this comic, sized at 18″×24″(45cm x 61cm).

Signed Print: 6 reasons to ride a polar bear to work

6 reasons to ride a polar bear to work signed print

From this comic, sized at 12"x18" (30cm x 45cm) and signed by The Oatmeal himself.

Signed Print: 6 reasons bacon is better than true love

6 reasons bacon is better than true love

From this comic, sized at 12"x18" (30cm x 45cm) and signed by The Oatmeal himself.

Signed Print: 8 ways to prepare your pets for war

pets war signed print

From this comic, sized at 12"x18" (30cm x 45cm) and signed by The Oatmeal himself.

Signed Print: 7 reasons to keep your t-rex OFF crack cocaine

T-rex crack signed print

From this comic, sized at 12"x18" (30cm x 45cm) and signed by The Oatmeal himself.

You can view all the new stuff here. As always, I appreciate the support.

Peace, love, and barbequed koalas.

-The Oatmeal

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